I got an insane sunburn yesterday, which necessitated me going to an antique store to get this $12 black hat, so I spent today’s hikes looking like a widow. We visited two waterfalls that were basically being used as selfie stations. I was bothered by people walking where signs asked them not to walk. I watched a guy set the timer on his phone, step into the lake to look manly, and come back out to check the shot so many times I lost count. At a diner, the server offered me Costco chocolate cake or Costco vanilla cake, and I admired her transparency. At the motel, a boorish guy keeps yelling stuff like, “Are you taking a shit or a shower, you son of a bitch?” I thanked Zach for being nothing like that, and he said, “I bet everyone feels really safe and happy in that guy’s presence.”
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