I Beg You

The office team: “And then we’ll give it to Angie and she’ll work her magic on it.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll put ’work magic’ on my To Do List.”

The office team, laughing: ”Did you know that was part of your job description? That you have to be a professional magician? Like, have you been to Clown College?”

Me, to myself: Angie, please don’t get into it, I beg you.